Mar 31 2007
ItReallySucks
That’s just my juvenile acronym for the IRS…it sucks, really. Though I refer to myself as a SAHM (another acronym = stay-at-home-mom), I juggle 4 jobs (and I’m not counting motherhood as one of them). Most of these jobs are contracted work, so I’m considered self-employed. Which means I don’t pay taxes, or social security, or medicare during the year – so they beat it out of me in April.
To appease some of my misery, I have indulged in the petty act of creating new names for the IRS, keep in mind, The “I” does not refer to me, just some faceless employee of the IRS I am unfairly directing my anger towards.
I Really Smell
Internal Rectum Services
Idiot Retention Services
Inbred Rat Sales
Itchy Rental Suits
Ignorant Rude Smarmsters
Intestinal Revulsion Source
Incapable Redundant Shithead
I Reward Stupidity
Please comment and add your own interpretations of this horrid acronym.
3 Responses to “ItReallySucks”
Intended Rectum Suckers (as in I wish I could tell them to kiss my a++) is the best I can come up with…
Referer…
BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. Is public worship, then, a sin, That for devotions paid to Bacchus The lictors dare to run us in, And resolutely thump and whack us? Jorac…
[...] They both irritate the hell out of me. A year or two ago we were faced with a frustrating and expensive experience with the IRS due to incompetence and general asshattery on the part of someone(S) shabby work. An experience which led me to play the acronym game, as seen here. [...]