Dec 09 2009

Edward is watching you…while you pee.

Published by at 10:04 am under Hmmmm...,Products

Let’s just take a look at this for a moment, shall we?

ShowerCurtainI really don’t need to say anything more.

This gem, along with 9 other Twilighterrific products, is from a post my darling husband sent to me. The man loves to tease me since I read all the Twilight books this past October (and made him watch the first movie with me when I NetFlixed it, and then went out and watched the second movie with a friend). I enjoyed the series, but I am by no means a fan, and certainly not one who would hope to see anything from THIS LIST under the tree Christmas morning.

Aside from the creepy shower curtain, my favorites included:

pattspanties1Dude, if a guy actually made it far enough with a girl who would slip these on in the first place…he just might be weird enough to go ahead and slip them off.

With his fake vampire teeth.

Because you know he’s wearing them.

It’s how he got her into bed to begin with.

And of course, once he got those undies off, he’ll need one of these – because DEAR GOD PLEASE DON’T REPRODUCE!

TwilightCondomsAnd my husband’s personal favorite, more for the poster’s comment about attacking it with a lead pipe in the middle of the night than anything else…

TwilightSihouetteAll’s I gotta say is that there is no way that thing is going into a bedroom like that…there needs to be waaaaaaay more stuffed animals.

5 responses so far

5 Responses to “Edward is watching you…while you pee.”

  1. # Sharon Jon 09 Dec 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Thanks for getting me your Christmas wish list so soon. I was seriously wondering what you wanted, but now I know. heh…heh…heh (evil laugh here.)
    .-= Sharon J´s last blog ..IP Tuesday =-.

  2. # Jenn D.on 09 Dec 2009 at 11:46 pm

    hahaha!! Scareeeey!
    .-= Jenn D.´s last blog ..IF: Unbalanced =-.

  3. # Drama Mamaon 10 Dec 2009 at 6:26 am

    Sharon: I suppose any of these would make for a GREAT White Elephant gift! (and I am not above re-gifting, so beware what you give me. mwah..ha..ha – that’s my version of the evil laugh).

    Jenn D: Which was scarier? The curtain or the undies? ;)

  4. # Bella Sinclairon 22 Dec 2009 at 2:04 am

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are so right about that silhouette and the need for LOTS more stuffed animals. Too funny! I thought I saw a photo for a pair of undies with his face ON THE INSIDE OF THE CROTCH! EWWWWWW!

    What a great year it has been for you, and all the idols you have met. Wooooooooooo! I hope next year is even better. Get that book of yours published! Here’s wishing you and your adorable family the very best Christmas ever!

    xoxo

  5. # Drama Mamaon 22 Dec 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Yes, those undies are all too real.

    If you would like a few more Twilight inspired laughs, you have to check out the Cake Wrecks’ posts about Twilight cakes gone oh so wrong. It’s deliciously funny ;)

    Here are the links:
    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/04/twilight-of-our-discontent.html

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/twilight-zone.html

    Thanks so much for the encouragement! Book is in editing mode…keep your fingers crossed, I have a good feeling about the start of this new decade :)

    Have a wonderful holiday, I hope so much that it may it be filled with peace and happiness for you and your girls.