The Original Drama Mama

Nothing says love like a homemade card. But sometimes you just don’t have the time to make one yourself!

BE WARNED, some of these may NOT BE  SAFE FOR VIEWING AT WORK OR IN FRONT OF CHILDREN.

Doesn’t that just make you want to look even more?

I’m here to help; behold, my library of ridiculous greeting cards! Just copy and paste in photoshop to add your own personalizations. The wit and charm of my captions, however, are something I’m sure you want to keep.

For someone who had a bit of surgery recently:

I made a little mosaic for a great friend…can you tell she likes this guy?

These were for a friend who loves Harry Potter, and her b-day coincided with the new movie release…one I found on-line, the other I made. (I’m pretty sure you can tell which one was my handiwork).

I have no idea why my brain went in this direction for this particular card…I think Miss A was on an Aladdin kick…

I made this one for a fellow Mama who LOVES to eat.

This one, for a fellow mom who just got certified to be an aid in the maternity ward. I dunno, I guess  I had Dr’s on the brain. (Who is this dude anyway, is he on a t.v. show or something? Srsly, I don’t know.

This is one is clearly for someone with a Halloween birthday.

I don’t know about you, but I often find naked men more silly than sexy; which is why I love this one:

I was feeling lazy, so I didn’t take the time to add a caption to this one, but I figure, Hey – everyone likes balloons for their birthday!

For a friend who likes country music (notice a few are sporting the “look Ma! No hands! Trick. Ahem.)

Let’s hope that bottle of vodka wasn’t kept in the freezer…

Here we have the happy man-booby dance.

This one was for a friend obsessed with car seat safety. I found it under the heading: “buckle up.”