Tag Archive 'Appliance Hell'

Oct 19 2009

10 Things I am Grateful For

Right now I need to do this…my sanity depends on it. I need to reflect on some good things, big and small that make for a good life; cuz today was a bit on the crappy side. This morning my vacuum cleaner started shooting fireworks, then just decided to shut off – which I guess [...]

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Aug 31 2009

Appliance Hell: Phone Sex Edition

Published by Drama Mama under Home Repairs,Life Sucks

I bet you didn’t know this…but switch one zero for a three in the LG Customer Service line, and instead of sub-par phone grunts rolling their eyes at your domestic dramatic diatribe, you get sub-par phone grunts rolling their eyes at your domestic drama while saying things like “Oh yeah baby, take my thong off [...]

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Aug 12 2009

I thought just once…I might escape…

Published by Drama Mama under Home Repairs,Life Sucks

As August arrives and summer comes to a close, I thought – just once, I was going to escape an annual visit to Appliance Hell. But those malicious, sadistic, evil Appliance Gods had other plans for me. I see now that they were toying with me…allowing me to relax and grow comfortable and to almost [...]

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