Whaaaaaa? You might say. And then you realize – it must be time for the next installment of my super-awesome gift guide!
Hannukah (or Hanukkah, or Chanukkah or…) Day #2: Gigantic Holiday Fortune Cookies. Because, who wouldn’t love to crack open a cookie “dotted With Blue And White Sprinkles And Decorated With Torahs, Stars Of David, Doves And Menorahs” ? This is a perfect gift because let’s face it – Jews love Chinese food.
Yes, I said it.
Christmas Gift Idea #19: Mr. T in your Pocket. Yep. A talking Mr. T keychain. I’m so adding this to my wishlist. And it’s a gift that keeps on giving – this keychain may one day save a friend’s life, cuz Mr. T? He’s so much better than mace.
Melonie Johnson 