Hanukkah Day 3: Shlock Rock Now, I thought listening to the band at my cousin’s wedding perform Men At Work’s Land Down Under in Yiddish was a once in a lifetime experience, but apparently, I can relive the delight of that memory. Their most recent release (the 27th!) includes parodied versions of hits from Green Day, Counting Crows and the Black-Eyed-Peas. According to their website, “The theme of the CD is Re-Jew-Venating!”
Wow. I couldn’t make this
shit shlock up if I tried.
Christmas Gift Idea Day 18: Portable Lie Detector If you’ve ever wondered what to get a teacher – look no further. I can’t imagine how much fun I would have had in class with this one. “Your dog died so you didn’t have time to study and want an extension on that test? No problem, just need ya to take this little test first.” “Oh, you wrote that perfect 9 page essay on Julius Caesar yourself? Hmmm, I just need you to answer a few questions.” Bwahahahahahah! The fun would never end! Just don’t let the kiddos get a hold of it and ask YOU about Santa.
PS – If you’re obsessed with the Christmas Countdown, check out ABC family’s site – aside from listing all the shows they are airing as part of their 25 Days of Christmas, they have a countdown to Christmas clock – right to the last second.