…is People magazine, who recently ran the big story that Clay, he’s gay.
Shocking, I know.
About as shocking as the moment we all found out THIS GUY (insert euphemism for homosexuality here).
Is Gay?!?!?
No, there’s no possible way that THIS GUY 
could be gay!
Really, I can’t believe HE is gay! 
In case you’re confused, I’m referring to George Michael. The other dude (Anthony something…I think? You can wikipedia it if you really need to know) is NOT gay…and that, perhaps, may be the more surprising piece of info.
(And yes, it so looks like Georgie’s hand is on the dude’s ass, not his own leg)
Melonie Johnson 