Let’s just take a look at this for a moment, shall we?
This gem, along with 9 other Twilighterrific products, is from a post my darling husband sent to me. The man loves to tease me since I read all the Twilight books this past October (and made him watch the first movie with me when I NetFlixed it, and then went out and watched the second movie with a friend). I enjoyed the series, but I am by no means a fan, and certainly not one who would hope to see anything from THIS LIST under the tree Christmas morning.
Aside from the creepy shower curtain, my favorites included:
With his fake vampire teeth.
Because you know he’s wearing them.
It’s how he got her into bed to begin with.
And of course, once he got those undies off, he’ll need one of these – because DEAR GOD PLEASE DON’T REPRODUCE!