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Realities of Homeschool with a Toddler

In a perfect world, I’d have a separate classroom full of organized shelves, drawers, cabinets for books and supplies, easels, desks, and lots of light.

In reality, we are more often than not “doin’ school” at the kitchen table, and most of the books are squished onto a few shelves.  For the start of this school year, I sacrificed the sanctity of my “formal” living room to add an Ikea-shoe-bench-turned-homeschool-textbook-organizer-and-impromptu-desk. In a slightly less than perfect world, Miss A would sit at the bench doing her schoolwork while Lil’ G happily played nearby with her toys, and I’d hang out on the couch and catch up on some magazine reading time.  It actually happened like that…for about 2 minutes. At which point Lil’ G decided it was more fun to rip all the workbooks, papers, and folders out of their neatly organized cubby holes, Miss A didn’t like sitting on the floor, so spent the next 20 minutes or so arranging a chair so it was “just right” and I tried to visualize myself at Starbucks lounging on a leather chair, thumbing a book, sipping a cafe mocha while jazz music crooned softly in the background (while I cleaned up toys, reorganized books, and stacked unread magazines that were now ripped thanks to a certain little redhead.

In a perfect world, Lil G would nap and/or play contentedly with her toys during designated school hours. But she has decided that such activities are beneath her…not when big sister is having so much more fun with paper, pencils, crayons and what not. I suppose this will turn out to be a good thing  (her dexterity with crayons and pencils is amazing) but at the moment it is nothing short of frustrating.

So I have given up having school in the living room, and we’re back at the kitchen table.

Miss A and Lil G hard at work

This looks like a nice little scene, doesn’t it?

Lil G doin school too

Lil’ G is enjoying some “big girl” time.

Lil G doin school 2

Everything looks to be in perfect harmony – everybody happy and doing their thing…so what’s the problem?

About 10 seconds after I took this picture Lil’ G fell off that chair and I almost had a heart attack. Turns out I can’t help Miss A with her nouns and keep an eye on Lil’ G at the same time.

So if she wants to do school, it’s while strapped into her high chair…which she doesn’t enjoy as much.

Which means nobody is enjoying much of anything…not for long anyway.

I am constantly wondering how families with several kids (many under the age of 4) manage to homeschool with their sanity intact…

maybe that’s it…

they gave up their sanity long ago.

Dishin’ on Disney Dining Part 3: Play N’ Dine at Hollywood and Vine

For our last full day in a park, and our second at Hollywood Studios (on a 7 day pass we spent 3 days at Magic Kingdom, 2 at Hollywood Studios, 1 at Animal Kingdom, and 1 at Epcot) we had lunch scheduled at Play N’ Dine at Hollywood and Vine.

We managed to squeeze a whole lot in on our first day at Hollywood Studios (HS), and didn’t have a meal reservation in the park that day since we had late dinner reservations at the Grand Floridian for the Storybook Dinner with Cinderella and friends (I’ll be getting to that one eventually).  So on our second day at HS, the plan was simple: see the Beauty and the Beast  show, ride Miss A’s 2 favorite rides again, and have lunch at Hollywood and Vine.  We planned to ger out of HS early and spend the evening shopping in Downtown Disney – it was the best plan we could have come up with, because shortly after arriving back at our hotel , it started to rain…and rain…and RAIN.  This was the only time it rained our entire trip (I am so grateful!) and it couldn’t have been timed better.

But I digress, we’re talking Dining now, rides and shows will all come later.

As I mentioned last time, my biggest beef with Disney Dining is the plethora of buffets. It gets old – fast.  First of all, it is frustrating to try and make your child leave the table to get something to eat when they are petrified they will surely miss seeing so-and-so if they leave the table for even a second. So, sure the parent can go and choose foods for their kids, but as a parent, I was petrified that I’d leave the table and miss my kids seeing so-and-so and not get any pictures  – aaaaah! All this tension makes for a less than relaxing dining experience.

Also, like I said before, I’m on vacation – I want to be served, I want to feel taken care of, and after standing in lines all day, I don’t want to stand in line so Miss A can have some mac’n cheese!

The husband was the first to point this out, and maybe it’s because he is about as picky as Miss A and ate the same 2 or 3 items at each buffet…but once he said it, I realized it’s true: no matter where you are eating: the food at Disney is all the same. It all tastes the same. It’s not horrible, but it’s definitely not wonderful…and the buffet delivery just makes it taste even more like cafeteria fare.  I hope this is not the case at the more expensive “gourmet” dining experiences Disney offers…but I have to wonder.

So the food isn’t anything to write home about…and that’s true at any of the buffet meals we had. I would much prefer to sit down and order an individual meal – but I suppose that isn’t as cost or time effective for Disney as the trough. Bottom line is Miss A ate the mac’n cheese wherever we went, and so it could have been worse.

Enough about that, the food isn’t why we were there anyway: it was for the interaction with the characters! At Play’NDine, the featured characters are from Playhouse Disney: the day we had lunch, we met JoJo and her pet lion Goliath of JoJo’s Circus, and Judy and Leo from Little Einsteins.

The characters came around one at a time to sign autographs and pose for pictures.

jojo and miss a 2

MIA Monday Muse

I’m skipping Monday Muse this week – my children’s theatre company is still in its infancy, and started its first fall semester run on classes this afternoon. I was playing the role of multi-tasking maven today to the hilt as I put the finishing touches on the script, got Miss A’s homeschool lesson plans together for the week, actually taught a bit of those lessons, ran over for this week’s Biggest Loser weigh-in (down 3 lbs, yeah!)…all that on top of the usual feeding and cleaning and dressing of children and laundry and dishes.

We did accept the lovely invitation to play in a friend of  a friend’s pool before it closed for the summer.  I’m glad I let Miss A have that hour of fun…yes my schedule was full and hectic, but summer is almost over and you only live once. She had an awesome time (Lil G gad fun too).

I also managed to squeeze in a shower.

So you know what? I’m my own muse today!

Drama Mama…Multi-Tasking Maven.

Butt Rock and People of WalMart

A few weeks ago I was at a book club meeting and somehow the term “butt rock” came up…that is to say, at some point I referred to a band as possible butt rock and received blank stares in return.

It seems none of my lady book club friends have heard this term.

Butt Rock was first introduced to me as a genre of music by my husband. Based on my knowledge of the genre, I’d say bands like the Scorpions and ACDC are the epitome of butt rockism. Trying to explain  to my book club buds what qualified as butt rock was surprisingly difficult…the husband and I can be channel surfing – hear a song come on and immediately agree that such and such song most certainly belongs in the butt rock genre. Baffled by their complete ignorance to this term, I decided to google it…just now…

Here is my favorite definition as described on Urban Dictionary:

The name “butt rock” has a few possible origins. First, in the 1980s, the musicians in many hair metal bands often dressed in a “glam” style, wearing tight pants that would accentuate their butts. (This may also be the origin of the term “cock rock,” which has the same connotations, as the tight pants would also accentuate the musicians’ crotches.) A less flattering origin for the name is that the lead singers of these bands sounded like they were singing out of their asses. Finally, the term can generally mean that the music sounds like ass.

Dude, turn off that butt rock. We’re not at the gym.
Yep, music that sounds like ass is exactly how I would describe it.
On to people who probably listen to lots of butt rock, a website I will be wasting way too much time on, indulging in one of my favorite guilty pleasures..people mocking (hey, I mock myself all the time too). Recently, someone alerted me to the site called People of WalMart where it seems camera pics of Wal-Mart shoppers have been posted with mocking comments…some may say this is rude and unkind…but I say if you choose to leave the house dressed like this:
weird walmart dude
Then you pretty much deserve what you get. (Props to the poster, this was his comment: “What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.” – and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”
He DOES look like Gallagher! Maybe all his clothes got stolen from the laundromat, so he borrowed some from the sorority girl’s basket one aisle over.
And I’d like to point out that the people posting these pics and poking fun ARE ALSO CUSTOMERS OF WALMART SINCE THEY HAD TO BE THERE IN ORDER TO TAKE THE PHOTOS.
Also, the site is hosting a contest for “pictures of the most ridiculous and insanely disturbing people who call Walmart their home.”
The prize?
A Wal-Mart gift card.

Double Yay for More Free Books!

Thanks to a tip over at the SB’s, I learned of the offer from Mills&Boon (the equivalent to HQ across the pond).  You can download a selected book from several of their series; a total 10 free books! I like using the e-pub file for downloads, load it up to Adobe Digital Reader, then copy it to my Sony Reader Library when I’m ready to tote it around (our time is nearly at an end…I must ship Miss Scarlett back Sept 30th).

And speaking of HQ, I’m sure you are already aware of the similar promotion they have been offering all summer, but in case you haven’t heard about it, in honor of their 60th anniversary, they are offering 16 free e-books.

Now granted, many of the titles are beyond absurd (Pleasure,Pregnancy, and a Proposition anyone?), and I’m sure my gag reflex will kick in from time to time at the awfulness…but if I find just one new author that I like, it will have been worth it.

Besides, did I mention they are free?

Monday Muse Mamas

I was so happy when I found this site, after seeing it advertised over at SmartBitches. It’s like an entire site devoted to the Monday Muse concept! Here, from their About page:

Being a mom and a writer is hard, and the only other people who know just how hard are other Mama Writers. We want you to know that you have a place to come where you belong, where you can feel like part of a real community. And that’s something very special.

We have all dedicated ourselves to being the very best mom we can be, which means becoming a better person. And we’ve have dedicated ourselves to being the best story-tellers we can be.

allaboutthelove

It’s a great place to go for when you feel…as so wonderfully articulated by Aimee over at Artsyville:

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And if that’s not enough...every month they have a contest, giving away a bag of goodies to whoever comments the most at their site.

I haven’t had a lot of time to dig around on the site, but I look forward to finding ideas and inspiration…Mama Writers…what a great idea! Go check it out today!

A Week’s Worth of Mathematical Alliteration

I have not gotten to the point in our homeschooling life that I feel the need to purchase a complete curriculum. Instead, I take what I like from all sorts of sources/material and put together my own set of lesson plans. This can become disorganized…fast. I have nearly a dozen first and second grade math books I am using with Miss A, and if we simply started at page one and worked through each text, we’d be repeating quite a bit of stuff : it’s basically what we did last year and at times it felt like going in circles.

So this year I created a plan that would cover the math bases I wanted for Miss A while keeping things diverse, interesting, and hopefully moving in a forward direction.

I set up a weekly breakdown of math sub-categories, allowing a day for each:

Money Mondays

Time Tuesdays

Weights & Measures Wednesdays

maTHursdays (adding, subtracting, fact families)

Fraction Fridays

Then I went through all the different math workbooks and bookmarked the various sections covering these areas…so on Fraction Friday, for example, she might do 6 pages of fraction work from several texts. This week we covered “1/2” and started on thirds, when we come back to Fraction Friday next week, we’ll continue working on thirds, and probably move on to quarters. If we were working straight through a book, Miss A would do a page or two on each of these, moving quickly through the concept without a lot of practice time for mastery…then when we started a new text, she’d have to start the concepts all over again. With the new method, we spend more time on each level within a concept, and avoid the “starting over”  cycle.

It seems to be working quite well:  Miss A gets some variety in her school week so she doesn’t feel overwhelmed and bored with days upon days of fractions (or adding, or whatever), I have the satisfaction of knowing we are covering all these areas, and won’t somehow overlook or neglect a section simply because we never seem to get to it, and by combining all the similar sections from each workbook together we avoid that “going in circles” feeling we get when we finish one workbook and have to start back at square one when we start another.

Anybody else have ideas or suggestions for keeping things interesting while staying on track?

Guilty Pleasure

I spend a bit too much time on the interwebs, I’ll admit – but in my defense, I hardly ever watch t.v.

Like ever.

The husband and I try to catch The Soup together on Friday nights, and that pretty much covers my viewing time for the week.

Last night the Soup had a clip from the Daytime Emmy Awards Show involving a Soap opera montage. My husband turns to me and asks, “Do they really show that kind of stuff on t.v. during the day?” To which I replied, “Probably, but I wouldn’t know – I don’t watch soaps.”

And I don’t –  I have neither the time nor interest to watch any of that stuff now. But our conversation reminded me of a time when I did watch a soap: for about a year I was hooked on One Life to Live. It was 1995 I think. After graduating high school a year early at age 16, I spent the next few years taking classes at the local community college to earn an Associates degree and get all my basic credits out of the way while working like crazy to save money to go to a “real” school. My schedule included a full load of classes in the morning, then home for a quick lunch before my afternoon gig at a nearby convenience store (my time at that job allows me to truly relate to the movie Clerks.) My shift was 2-6, which gave me time to go back to school in the evening for a night class or rehearsals.

Anyway, One Life to Live came on t.v. at 1pm, so I started watching it while having lunch and became hooked on a story line involving the characters Dylan, Marty, and Patrick.

Mostly I was hooked because of this him:

chistopher douglas

I’m a happily married woman, but I am not ashamed to say my then-teenage self lusted after the Dylan Moody character (played by Christopher Douglas). Except the guy (whether in real life or just his character) was a total lame-o. I just liked to look at him. He was purty.

His character was in love with a girl named Marty, who went off to Ireland for some reason or another and met Patrick. Now, Patrick was yummy too, and had an Irish accent to boot.  He quoted poetry and Shakespeare and walked around with his shirt off alot.  Of course Patrick and Marty fall madly in  love and he ends up back in her town and a love triangle ensues. Oh man, I was hooked.

Problem was, the show was on from 1-2 pm and did I mention my shift started at 2?  So it was always a mad dash out of the house after I pulled myself away from the screen. I hated always missing the last 10 angsty minutes or so.

Life moved on though and my schedule got crazier, and before long I forgot all about Marty, Patrick, and delicious Dylan.

Til last night, when our conversation reminded me of the one time in my life  I did watch a soap opera. So  I did what any normal person would do: I searched youtube for old episodes…and I discovered this.

And I don’t think I have to tell you I wasted way too much time watching those clips….it was past midnight before I decided I’d been indulging long enough.

And yes, I’ll be going back to finish watching them.

Dishin’ on Disney Dining Part 2: Ohana Breakfast at the Polynesian

As promised last week, there is such a smorgasbord of stuff to say about dining in Disney world (I apologize for the food metaphors…but I can’t help it…and will probably continue, so consider yourself warned) that over the next several Thursday Disney posts, I will cover a little bit of our experience at a time.

I’m going to move backwards on our trip – starting with our last Character Meal of the vacation.

Like the way I read magazines: I always start at the back page and browse in reverse…who needs a table of contents?

I scheduled our flight home late in the afternoon, so we had some time to do a few last Disney things. Not enough time to merit wasting a park ticket, but plenty of time to squeeze in one last Character Meal…and since we skipped doing any character meals the day we arrived in Disney, it worked out perfectly as far as meal plan credits went.

Here is something I learned: many of the Character Meals take place at the various hotels on Disney Property, and not in the actual theme parks themselves. Next time I plan a trip to Disney World,  I plan to spread our “theme park” days out, and add at least 1 (maybe 2) days of lounging by the pool and hanging out. A Character Meal at one of the hotels will work perfectly for a chill out day: you are still doing something fun and “Disney” while not being in an actual park, and you’re not wasting valuable time sitting at a restaurant on a day you spent a crazy amount of money to enter one of the parks.  One issue is that Disney does not offer bus travel between hotels – only from hotel to theme park (and Downtown Disney). It’s not a big deal to jump on a bus to the theme park closest to the hotel you want to eat at, and then once at the theme park, jump another bus (or boat or monorail if it applies) to get to the restaurant. Quite a few of the Character Meals take place at one of the BIG 3: what  I refer to as the 3 hotels connected to the Monorail line, and VERY close to the Magic Kingdom: these being the Contemporary, the Polynesian, and the Grand Floridian. We only saw the Contemporary from the window of the monorail this time, but my husband really liked it – so we may end up staying there on a subsequent trip. Either way dinner at Chef Mickey’s in the Contemporary is on my list of things we missed this time and must do next time.

On my list of things we DID do this time and MUST do again next time is the Ohana breakfast at the Polynesian Resort.

waitin for breakfast with stitch

First of all, the waiting area is very pleasant, and just down the hall is a cafe that serves Kona coffee (not the NesCrape most Disney restaurants serve) so if you’re jonesing for your first cup of java you can enjoy one while you wait. When you sign in at the reception desk they give everyone in the party leis…Miss A loved this, of course, and even her Dada consented to join in the fun and wear one.

This was one of my favorite Disney meal experiences because it was one of the very few that was not a buffet. Thank God! I detest the whole stand in line like a herd of cattle at a trough feeling that buffets give me. I’m on vacation, I am spending way too much money on this meal, I want to sit here and relax and BE SERVED. Also, the characters come around on a schedule, so it’s quite difficult to convince a certain six year old to go get something to eat when she’s anxiously tracking Mickey’s progress to her table.

At the Ohana breakfast you are immediately served juice and coffee and a delicious basket of pineapple Hawaiian bread; between the juice, coffee, and divine bread, I had a perfect breakfast…but they also serve up family style platters of Mickey waffles (I thought they were rather dry and tasteless, but Miss A seemed to like them) biscuits, scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, and some type of sausage (we’re not really a sausage type of family).  Even though we didn’t get to pick and choose from a menu, breakfast food is pretty standard fare, and again, it was so nice to just sit and relax and let people bring everything to us (and our waiter was wonderful, it was so hot I drank a ridiculous amount of juice, and he was great with the refills!) This way we could really enjoy our breakfast, and focus on the real reason we came there: the characters!

eyes on  Mickey 5-13-09

At the Ohana breakfast the 4 characters we saw (and I believe are standard) were: Mickey, Pluto, Lilo and Stitch.

Each character spent plenty of time with us at our table, which was great since Lil’ G (who was terrified of Winnie the Pooh, I don’t know if I mentioned that before) absolutely adored Mickey.

Oh, its Mickey 5-13-09

Though she is a Princess-Girl all the way now, when Miss A was little, her first Disney favorite was Stitch. She LOVED him (I say she recognized a kindred spirit).  So it was a lot of fun for her (and for me) to meet Experiment 626 and his best pal Lilo.

huggin stitch web

hang loose with lilo

And even though he wasn’t necessarily a “Must See” character, meeting Mickey’s best pal Pluto was lots of fun too (I get the connection now, Lilo and her “dog” Stitch along with Mickey and his dog Pluto).

girls and pluto

Aside from the time they spend with you at the table, they also have several opportunities for the kids to get up and join the characters in a parade around the restaurant, complete with instruments for them to play (Tusker House in Animal Kingdom does this kind of thing too, we’ll get to that in a couple of weeks).

parade with stich

After breakfast, you can give your tummy time to rest by strolling around the hotel’s main building. They have some shops, and a gorgeous central nature display that includes waterfalls, flowers, and all sorts of island greenery. It’s A great place for photos!

mama and miss a at polynesian

Don’t miss the Lilo&Stitch surfboard hiding on the lower level by the windows:

surfin dude and dudette web

We decided to look around some more, and strolled the rest of the hotel grounds. It made for a very pleasant walk. The hotel is spread out in “island longhouses” and actually covers quite a distance – for the Polynesian’s price tag, I don’t think it’s worth it – I’d want to have something I felt was more convenient than one of the cheaper digs.

The Poly does, however, boast this incredible view:

view of castle from polynesian

Yep, that’s Cinderella’s Castle off in the distance. I took this with my sad little point and shoot camera, so the view is actually MUCH better in person. I was standing just behind the pool of the Polynesian – I bet it would be awesome to go for a nighttime  swim while watching Wishes from afar.

Leaving the Polynesian is a breeze, you can hop the monorail back to the Magic Kingdom or enjoy a ferry boat ride to the same place. We really liked taking the boat when we had the time to spare, it was so relaxing!

So, we’ll be doing the Ohana breakfast again for sure – it’s a keeper.

Next week I’ll talk about the Playhouse Disney lunch at Hollywood N’ Vine in Hollywood Studios…which we will NOT be doing again.