I admit it, I’m a magazine junkie. Back in the day when my heart went pitter-pat for NKOTB (see #53)I would spend wads of babysitting money on TeenBeat, TuttiFrutti, Bop and other glossy homages to the teen idols I so adored. I would pull out the posters to adorn my walls, cut out special articles…
…is People magazine, who recently ran the big story that Clay, he’s gay. Shocking, I know. About as shocking as the moment we all found out THIS GUY (insert euphemism for homosexuality here). Is Gay?!?!? No, there’s no possible way that THIS GUY could be gay! Really, I can’t believe HE is gay! In case…
Not the veggie my lil sis used to call “trees.” Though I do love me some broccoli, freshly steamed with a little garlic, or stir-fried, or stuffed on top of a baked potato and smothered in cheese, oh yum. No the broccoli I am loving is the egotistical blowhard who has an I.Q. of 10,…
Let’s face it – it’s hard to deny that Ikea has some funky-cool sh*t for your house at decent prices…but damn, that store is a b*tch! LOVE: Cheap glassware, cool poster frames, awesome bookcases & storage solutions, unique kid’s furniture, great bathroom & kitchen gadgets. HATE: Driving there. Parking there. Attempting to maneuver a cart…
I really do. Many have an obsession with Will, Harry, Charlie and dear departed Di – but my royal interest zeroes in about 5 centuries ago – I love me some Tudor dynasty. Like most people who are fascinated with that era, my interest is bookended with Henry VIII and his daughter Elizabeth. I know…
I’ve just won my first ever internet contest! Well, 3rd place actually. And the prize is…the David Hasselhoff autobiography, and a Hoffplane. How, how did I achieve such incredible awesomeness, you ask? With my entry in the SmartBitches LOLHoff contest! Lemme ‘splain: a while back, the Bitchery fell upon a site called LOLcats, which led…
So, I was pretty upset about the whole gazebo debacle, etc – but yesterday I had a very unexpected surprise when my Dad delivered a brand new gazebo to my back yard – and wouldn’t take no for an answer. I tried to convince him to take it back to the store – that it…
I admit it, I’m a fool for Celtic stuff: Irish festivals, bagpipe music, highland romance novels…and men in kilts. I guess that’s why these you-tube commercials are just so, to steal an over-used Paris-ism, HAWT! This one turns me on. This one makes me laugh. This one makes me laugh harder. This one kinda grosses…
…I’m addicted to love blogs. It’s true, I can’t believe what a time snatcher reading blogs/message boards has become! I get up early (usually by 6am) and somehow manage to lose all track of time for at least 2 hours – Argh! Like any addiction, the more I read, the more pages and blogs I…
Melonie Johnson 
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